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Posted by Joeypwnsjoo - December 16th, 2008


Tis the season to add more shit to your roms folder, and while your at it have some egg nog and pumpkin pie as you wait for the downloads to finish.

First one up, Teddy Boy Blues for the arcade and the Sega Master System

This one isn't a holiday game, but one interesting thing the Arcade game had was some Blackface thing that gobbles up the timer. :O

Oh, and there's no videos on youtube showing the arcade version, their is one on google but the quality of it is shit, and for some reason we can't embed videos from google video, only form ether youtube, or 2 other videos sites or GAMETRAILERS GOD DAMN NEWGROUNDS, OUT OF ALL THE SITES WE CAN EMBED VIDEOS FROM YOU HAD TO PICK SOME SHITTY GAME SITE, IT'S NO WONDER WHY SHITTY SPRITE MOVIES GET DAILY 1ST.

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This next one is also not a holiday game, but it's good for tron enthusiasts, here's SNAFU for the intellivision.

If you ever watched that light cycle scene in that movie then you know what I'm talking about. you basically form walls and make each other crash.

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And now a shitty scene from the movie tron for no reason at all.

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man fuck this, here's an actually holiday related thing, Smoe shitty C64 Christmas Demo for the Commadore 64.

This was released back in what, 1982, to showcase the C64's capabilities.

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You can sing along if you like, but NOT AROUND HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS GET OUTTA HERE

And now here's Chuckie Egg for the ZX Spectrum to finish this post off.

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Merry FUCK YOU

Rare Games, part 5, Christmas edition.


Posted by Joeypwnsjoo - December 4th, 2008


To begin, here's some shitty Bubble Bobble fanfiction (lmao who the fuck wrote this.)

The reccuring nightmare... night after night... day after day... always the same...

Standing before the tower, moonlight shining upon the land. Silence, not even the wind making a sound...

Stepping foward, the shadow became clearer. Who was it? Where did it came from? Why was it here?

As he slowly approached the strange shadows, everything became clearer... and then, a ray of moonlight descended upon the world and revealed the shape of a horrible monster.

... and it was then that he realized, much to his horror, that he was looking at a mirror and that he was the monster... the horrific beast.

"I am you." said the bipedal abomination.

Bubblen woke up, covered in sweat and his entire body trembling... but looking at his hands, he saw that they were very much human. The nightmare remained as such... a nightmare...

... but for Devilen, awakening brought forth painful truth as his eyes gazed at his clawed hands... the paws of a dragon, more exactely. He gritted his sharp, pointed teeth, reminded of his inhuman condition...

... but such is the fate of those who live in the Dark World.

Oh do he envy the beings of the Rainbow World. So naive... so ignorant... All of them so disgustingly devoid of worries. They wander about, taking their human shapes for granted, not knowing that they owe it all to that stupid orb located on top of that tower, tower which exist in both of the mirrored worlds.

so then devilen drove a plane into the rainbow tower and died. DA FUCKING END

That last part I just added because this story is too gay to have the rest added, FUCK YOU

And now we begin with a homebrew game for the Gay boy Advance, Tetanus On Drugs

It's tetris, on drugs, need I say more.

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Hey play this in the background

This ones for ZekeySpaceyLizard, Some amiga animation demos by Eric W. Schwartz.

Eric W. Schwartz is a notable fan of the Amiga computers, and he has made a whole bunch of well know animations with them, he now makes an online webcomic which I won't bother to talk about.

The Juggette

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The Anti-Lemmin' Demo

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Flip The Frog In Quality Time

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And finally How to Run Into a Wall

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FUN FACT: ffffffffffffffffff

And now, Montezuma's Revenge for the Atari 8-bit (shit joke not intended.)

So basically you play as some spic named pedro and your supposed to venture through the ancient Aztec pyramid of Montezuma. Don't ask me what your supposed to do because I won't bother.

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Hi fuck you

And now to end this with Escape From The Mind Master

Basically another gay 3D Maze game.

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Oh yeah, and the quality of this video is shit, but there's no other video of this game available on youtube.

dddddddddddddddddddddddddd SUCK MY DICK

Rare games, part 4our


Posted by Joeypwnsjoo - November 29th, 2008


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Reason for ban: Racism will not be tolerated. -Poozy

EyeLovePoozy more like EyeLovePoopy, I meant to get banned anyway because the Newgrounds BBS is shit.

And now for something completely different, a niggger picture I got from davey's zip.

Poozy is a faggot


Posted by Joeypwnsjoo - November 19th, 2008


You wanna fuck with me bitch I'm 14 lift 250 pounds blah blah blah FUCK YOU YOU DIRTY SPIC

And now we begin with this piece of shit, Kram. (For the Arcade.)

Made by the same company who would later make that game with the two bubble shooting bastards. (IOW Bubble Bobble)

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As a sider note, it's also the same company who made that Fairyland story game I posted on the last Rare games post. (Right before the post before this one, which was a rant about that shoop da woop collab, thank god it's finally off the front page.)

Speaking of which, here's some other game named Pop 'n Pop. (For the PlayStation, Release only in Japan and Europe, in America it's rewritten as some shitty Yogi Bear game GOD DAMN YOU FUCKING JAPS.)

It's, to put it short, a cross between puzzle bobble and Space invaders. It has a bunch of taito characters as players (Sorta like Super Smash Brothers has a lot of Nintendo characters, except SSB is a load of overrated shit FUCK YOU NINTENDO FAGGOTS.) such as Bubblun (I.E. that gay green dragon thing that shoots bubbles out of his mouth.) Pocky (aka Sayo-Chan, iow the chink form Pocky & Rocky for the SNES.) Ptolemy (For more info, see Rare Games part 2.) and some others I'm not gonna waste you time writing about.

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Fun fact: This is the only video of pop 'n pop available on youtube.

Fun fact 2: This is the European version, meaning it's in PAL.

Fun fact 3: The characters talk (In Japanese) in the Japanese version.

Fun fact 4: Lmao look at one of the comments for this video.

FlameChocobo (1 year ago)

This one looks even cute but I think Nintendo Puzzle
Collection's Panel De Pon is better than This.

Considering he's named after some gay Final Fantasy Character and he mentioned a Nintendo game I'm not surprised.

But enough of that, here's Mayhem in Mosterland for the C64. (This one's for MAYORMCHESSE.)

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Is it just me or does Mayhem look like a cross between Bubblun and Sonic the Hedgehog.

And now we have Redneck Rampage for DOS.

It's a game based of the Build engine (Same engine used with Duke Nukem 3D.) with rednecks.

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I'M GONNA GIT YA BOY, I'MA GONNA GIT YA.

I'll post some more when I Feel like it, FUCK YOU.

Rare gaymes, part 3


Posted by Joeypwnsjoo - November 6th, 2008


Like I said in my review for that movie (Which will most likely be deleted because Newgrounders are whiny Nintendo obsessed faggots) , it felt like I was in hell, every minute made me want to commit seppuku and die. Hell, it makes even Super Mario Bros. Z look good in comparison. (I hate to say it, but that's only because I actually like video games, but someone else might have a different opinion.)

In other news here's a harp seal to take the pain away.

yhth FUCK YOU NIGGGER

My opionon on the shoop da woop movie.


Posted by Joeypwnsjoo - October 22nd, 2008


NOTE: This post is only made for smart people who still find games as a guilty pleasure, commonplace Nintendo/Sega lovers SHOO SHOO GET OUTTA HERE YOU LITTLE PESTS.

EDIT: Icon changed, now it's a niggger drunk.

For our first entry, we have Fairyland Story. (For Arcade, and for the MSX and Sharp X68000)

A rare game by taito that few people know shit about, (About prior to the suscess of Bubble Bobble.) here you play as some Harry Potter like bitch named Ptolemy, and the objective is to turn everyone into cakes, and then ether push them off ledges or shoot them repeatedly.

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This is the only video I could find that shows the games gameplay, quality is shit but I think you'll get it.

Next we have Nightmare 3D for DOS

It's like Wolfenstien 3D, but with a Halloween theme.

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And now Blinkys Scary School for the Atari 8-bit

Fuck you I'm not writing anything here.

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Like with the Fairyland Story video, quality is shit, but you'll get it.

And now I conclude this with Bad Toys 3D for Windows

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P.S. Malachy is a faggot, and I hope he gets a really bad computer virus.

Rare games, part 2


Posted by Joeypwnsjoo - October 9th, 2008


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Well, all I have to say is, THAT'S ALL FOLKS.

Newgrounds has gone down to hell


Posted by Joeypwnsjoo - September 29th, 2008


This post was made for smart people like me who still find video games as a guilty pleasure, NOT FOR YOU COMMONPLACE NENTENDO FAGGOTS GO AWAY.

EDIT 10/1/2008: Hey look I'm level 11 now that must mean I'm cool.

First, we start with Lagrange Point for the NES, released only in japan, this game has a special sound chip called the Konami VRC7 chip (Basically an edited Yamaha FM chip.)

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In my opinion, this is the best NES game ever made, fuck Super Mario Bros. 3.

And now here's Catacomb Abyss for DOS

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This was before even Wolfenstien 3D came around, notice the primitive EGA graphics and no background music. It's the grandfather of all FPS games like Doom and HALO HEY LOOK I MADE A REFERENCE TO A POPULAR GAME THAT'S GOTTA BE COOL

Here's another rare DOS game, from the days when all IBM PC's had were crappy CGA cards and a tinny single channel PC speaker for sound. I present to you, ALLEY CAT

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I have nothing to write here, FUCK YOU

And for something completely different, a C64 game called They Stole A Million

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Gotta love that nice Sid chip.

And now I end with Elite for the Amiga

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And now for no reason, a picture from Drewpickles.com FUCK YOU

Rare games, part 1


Posted by Joeypwnsjoo - September 22nd, 2008


SUCK MY DICK TOADIES

Madness Day is FUCKING SHIT


Posted by Joeypwnsjoo - September 7th, 2008


Fag 1: Fuck you
Fag 2: No fuck you
Fag 1: No fuck you
Fag 2: No fuck you
Fag 1: No fuck you
Fag 2: No fuck you
Fag 1: Go Choke on a black man's dick
Fag 2: I Can C it in ur eyes that u's a BITCH NIGGGA
Fag 1: I hope you get nuked by Arabs
Fag 2: And I hope you get your ass caped by a niggger on the street
Fag 1: You'd do well for the United States Immigration Services because you so god damn fat that when you sit on the border, those Mexicans can't crossover
Fag 2: I'm skinnier than you faggot
Fag 1: Your daddy beats you all night and day.
Fag 2: You got MRSA on your asshole
Fag 3: Okay fuckers thats enough, stop with this shitty fight.
Fag 1: Fuck you you damn spic, get your ass deported back to Mexico.
(Al Queda terrorist comes in and blows everyone up.)

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A really gay conversation.