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Rare games, part 4our

Posted by Joeypwnsjoo - December 4th, 2008


To begin, here's some shitty Bubble Bobble fanfiction (lmao who the fuck wrote this.)

The reccuring nightmare... night after night... day after day... always the same...

Standing before the tower, moonlight shining upon the land. Silence, not even the wind making a sound...

Stepping foward, the shadow became clearer. Who was it? Where did it came from? Why was it here?

As he slowly approached the strange shadows, everything became clearer... and then, a ray of moonlight descended upon the world and revealed the shape of a horrible monster.

... and it was then that he realized, much to his horror, that he was looking at a mirror and that he was the monster... the horrific beast.

"I am you." said the bipedal abomination.

Bubblen woke up, covered in sweat and his entire body trembling... but looking at his hands, he saw that they were very much human. The nightmare remained as such... a nightmare...

... but for Devilen, awakening brought forth painful truth as his eyes gazed at his clawed hands... the paws of a dragon, more exactely. He gritted his sharp, pointed teeth, reminded of his inhuman condition...

... but such is the fate of those who live in the Dark World.

Oh do he envy the beings of the Rainbow World. So naive... so ignorant... All of them so disgustingly devoid of worries. They wander about, taking their human shapes for granted, not knowing that they owe it all to that stupid orb located on top of that tower, tower which exist in both of the mirrored worlds.

so then devilen drove a plane into the rainbow tower and died. DA FUCKING END

That last part I just added because this story is too gay to have the rest added, FUCK YOU

And now we begin with a homebrew game for the Gay boy Advance, Tetanus On Drugs

It's tetris, on drugs, need I say more.

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Hey play this in the background

This ones for ZekeySpaceyLizard, Some amiga animation demos by Eric W. Schwartz.

Eric W. Schwartz is a notable fan of the Amiga computers, and he has made a whole bunch of well know animations with them, he now makes an online webcomic which I won't bother to talk about.

The Juggette

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The Anti-Lemmin' Demo

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Flip The Frog In Quality Time

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And finally How to Run Into a Wall

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FUN FACT: ffffffffffffffffff

And now, Montezuma's Revenge for the Atari 8-bit (shit joke not intended.)

So basically you play as some spic named pedro and your supposed to venture through the ancient Aztec pyramid of Montezuma. Don't ask me what your supposed to do because I won't bother.

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Hi fuck you

And now to end this with Escape From The Mind Master

Basically another gay 3D Maze game.

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Oh yeah, and the quality of this video is shit, but there's no other video of this game available on youtube.

dddddddddddddddddddddddddd SUCK MY DICK

Rare games, part 4our


Comments

im guessing eric's a furry

and lmao

cant believe someone wrote that fucken bubble bobble thing

eh, I like furries.

But not the yiff loving kind, and especially not the sonic styles ones.

Oh, and I have plans for another sprite satire movie, called "Bubble Bobble shitties", it will basically make fun of dante who made a post about a shitty parody of metal gear funnies, which will be made by the same people who made the shoop da whoop collab.

Just in case you don't get what I mean:
http://dante224.newgrounds.com/ne ws/post/210071
http://dante224.newgrounds.com/ne ws/post/219349
http://dante224.newgrounds.com/ne ws/post/223694

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theres some decent bubble bobble flash on NG

True, although really the target here is Dante.

dddddddddddddddddd

also 3 6 mafia ued it too i guess lmao

I got them rainbow colors in my cup
Jollyranchers man that shit be good as fuck
That's that syrup motherfucker that's that syrup (Gettin Blowed)
That's that syrup motherfucker that's that syrup (I'm Blowed)

i aint no furry :C

Nah, your more of a scaly.