Ah, my first award, time to pat myself on the back.

And now some C&P from the last post.

Specs:
550 x 400 Resolution
(Anti Sonic-Shorts collab.) Flash CS4 or below (AS 2.0 only)
(NiN10Doh TV GAYm3 6) Flash 8 or below
Black Background color (#000000 or Red: 0 Green: 0 Blue: 0)
Max FLA size: 135 MB (It was 35 MB originally but I felt it was too limiting.)
Audio Quality (Both in Stream and event): 128 kps stereo
24 FPS

Collab rules:
1# Shit flash is accepted, unless it's terribly unfunny.
2# No shitty internet memes, including but not limited to those from 4chan, YTMND, The NG BBS, Something awful and so on, Star Syndicate, the Back alleys and Legion of doom fads are acceptable though.
3# Remember to put you FLAs in zip files when transferred, add them with all the fonts used (Excluding system fonts), an swf of that same FLA for preview, and a text file with your username, NG account URL, A list of all the music used and at least a short description.
4# I reserve the right to edit your parts anyway I like, like changing music and graphics, adding and removing scenes, etc.
5# For the time being their is no deadline, although I might add one if necessary.

When you done (And if your part complies with the above specs and rules.) You can send your shit to the following.

1# My email: Joeypwnsjoo@gmail.com
2# Instant messaging

AIM: Joeypwnsjoong
MSN: Joeymac1337@hotmail.com

3# Though private messaging via megaupload or rapidshare or spamtheweb or any upload service worth it's salt.

Okay C&P over, anyway enjoy the columbine collab. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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At around midnight tonight, PowerRangeryellow will submit a glorious collab dedicated to the 10th anniversary of the Columbine High School Massacre, and it will be a collab of the ages, and my first new submission since Madness day 2008. (One of the very good submissions of that day I'm afraid.)

Here's a preview, This one ain't that good per se, but it will feature a part by cabletopas, one of the greatest animators on this site.

Also I'll revise some stuff for the two collabs I'M working on. (Go to previous post for more info.)

Specs:
550 x 400 Resolution
(Anti Sonic-Shorts collab.) Flash CS4 or below (AS 2.0 only)
(NiN10Doh TV GAYm3 6) Flash 8 or below
Black Background color (#000000 or Red: 0 Green: 0 Blue: 0)
Max FLA size: 135 MB (It was 35 MB originally but I felt it was too limiting.)
Audio Quality (Both in Stream and event): 128 kps stereo
24 FPS

Collab rules:
1#Shit flash is accepted, unless it's terribly unfunny.
2#No shitty internet memes, including but not limited to those from 4chan, YTMND, The NG BBS, Something awful and so on, Star Syndicate, the Back alleys and Legion of doom fads are acceptable though.
3#Remember to put you FLAs in zip files when transferred, add them with all the fonts used (Excluding system fonts), an swf of that same FLA for preview, and a text file with your username, NG account URL, A list of all the music used and at least a short description.
4#I reserve the right to edit your parts anyway I like, like changing music and graphics, adding and removing scenes, etc.
5#For the time being their is no deadline, although I might add one if necessary.

When you done (And if your part complies with the above specs and rules.) You can send your shit to the following.

1# My email: Joeypwnsjoo@gmail.com
2# Instant messaging

AIM: Joeypwnsjoong
MSN: Joeymac1337@hotmail.com

3# Though private messaging via megaupload or rapidshare or spamtheweb or any upload service worth it's salt.

As a final note, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADOLF HITLER

EDIT: That China shit was the worst April Fools Day joke ever, I couldn't even view certain flashes for god sake, if that actually was ment to be a joke it's not funny.

So, I'm making this post in honer of 3 years in this shithole they call Newgrounds. (Not like anyone cares.)

So anyway, I about to make new flash movies now, my first flash movies in a long time (Not since Madness Day.) and I'm working on two collabs.

1# Anti-Sonic Shorts 1 (Won't be a series because I'm too fucking lazy.)
2# NiN10Doh TV GAYm3 6 (A satire on the NiN10Doh collabs.)

Specs:
550x400 Resolution
(For Anti-Sonic Shorts) Flash CS4 or below (AS 2.0 please)
(For NiN10Doh satire) Flash 8 or below
Background: Black (#000000 or R:0 G:0 B:0)
24 FPS
35 MB Max FLA Size
All FLAs in ZIP files when transferred, with fonts used and text file giving username, URL to NG account, Music credits and a Description. DO NOT SEND FLAS BY THEMSELVES

EDIT: I forgot to add this part.

To submit your parts, do one of 3 things.

1# Send your FLAs (In zips mind you, follow the above spec too.) to Joeypwnsjoo@gmail.com
2# Send them by instant messaging

MSN: Joeymac1337@hotmail.com
AIM: JoeypwnsjooNG

3# Send them trough private messaging using an upload service like Megaupload or Rapidshare

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Collab Rules you MUST abide to:

1# I have the Right to edit your parts anyway I like.
2# I'll use your part even if its shit, even sprite movies are accepted. (Unless their terribly gay and unfunny.)
3# Parts with NGBBS, 4chan, YTMND and other gay internet memes will automatically be rejected, no question asked. I don't take kindly to lolcat pictures and rickroll.
4# There's no deadline, so have fun.

If your some anti-spam faggot or just some annoying a-hole, please refrain from posting "I will stop you evil spammer, no way are you polluting our portal." or some gay meme joke, your not making yourself any cooler nor are you intimating or even provoking anyone.

As a side note, I hate CS4, always bugging out and failing to install certain components.

Also my part for the columbine Collab by PowerrangerYELLOW is coming, although I don't know how long it will take, by the way why don't you help him out and make some parts for him too.

P.S. ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck you

Okay tom why the fuck did you add this.

I can just predict that faggots are gonna try to "criticize" people for having no or less medals then they got. You could've spent that time improving the portal and the BBS, but oh no, you just wanna add more "Mygrounds" shit.

In other news, I have plans for a anti-sonic shorts collab, any faggot can join in but your part mustn't be gay.

Gay specs:
FPS: 24
Resolution: 550x400
BG Color: Black (Hex: #000000 Decimal: Red: 0 Green: 0 Blue: 0)
Flash 9 or below, with Actionscript 2.0
FLA file size: 35 MB or lower
I don't care if it's shit, just no 4chan or YTMND meme usage
I have the right to edit your parts anyway I like, this includes changing music used and shit

You can send your parts via E-mail: Joeypwnsjoo@gmail.com or via private message using a upload system like Megaupload or Rapidshare.

Note that all FLAs should be in ZIP files with all the fonts used so I don't get a font missing error.

UMG, WMG and some other shitty record companies keep pulling my videos god dammit somebody please do a terrorist attack on them before I go insane.

Speaking of which this new posts theme is Islamic extremists and suicide bombers.

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Now to the games, shall we.

First up is Blood (For DOS)

I don't know if this games is actually rare or not, but so far so good no sprite spoofs or "awesome" shit parodying this. (I wouldn't care for the former as long as it's not something the faggots would like, but Allah forbid something of the latter should be made based on Blood.)

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MORE BRAINS!!!!

Next one up, Drum Blaster (Also for DOS)

An old game by Epic MegaGames, the same people who made jazz jackrabbit.

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And now for another game, Stunt Car Racer (For the Atari ST)

Never posted an Atari ST game before, I might as well start now.

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VRRRRRROOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

Finally, here's New Zealand Story Revolution (For the DS)

Shit, you knew I wold post something like this.

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And now we end with this Suicide bombing, WATCH OUT IT'S GONNA BLOW!

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Welcome to the crackhouse niggga, selling illegal roms since 1987.

Before we begin, play this in the background because it fit in with this posts theme.

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First we begin with The New Zealand Story (For the Arcade and many other ports, below is the Amiga version.)

Not really a rare game, but it's rare enough that it should be posted here, also the plot focuses on a mutant Kiwi named Tiki who's girlfriend was kidnapped by a leopard seal, thus he has to plunder and pillage hood style in order to get his ho back and bust an arrow in the leopard seal's ass.

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And now some shitty wall of text copy and pasted off of Wikipedia:

A kiwi is any of the species of flightless birds endemic to New Zealand of the genus Apteryx (the only genus in family Apterygidae). At around the size of a domestic chicken, kiwi are by far the smallest living ratites. All kiwi species are endangered. The kiwi is also a national symbol of New Zealand. The kiwi lays the largest egg in relation to its body size.

Next one we got, John Zorlim's Pizza Worm (For DOS)

It ain't much, but fhfdhhjfdfdhjfdgfthjfh

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P.S. dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd ddd

Next one up, Red Zone (For the Genesis)

This game is cool because It actually pushes the Genesis to it very limits, all without the use of external hardware. Best game on the Genesis IMO.

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Better than Sonic, FUCK YOU NIGGGA

ZekeySpaceyLizard posted this alreay but, here's World of Goo (For Nintendo Pii)

This one has an intense art style, plus it was made by ONLY 2 PEOPLE CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT

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Don't buy Brawl, It's a waste of money, save you money and buy a Wii points card and buy this shit off of Wiiware instead.

This concludes another gay RG post, I'll end it off with this abomination.

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HOLY SHIT A CHIILD NAMED AFTER HITLER

P.S. oh boy

2008 was an awful year fuck you. I hope tom made a new years resolution to make this site less gay.

Today I'm going to post the top 5 1337est rare shit I posted in the past 5 RG posts.

#5 Mayhem in Monsterland (For the Commodore 64.)

Doesn't that SID chip sound wonderful.

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4# The Catacomb Abyss (for DOS)

up at the local adult store blah blah blah......

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Shitty fact: This game came before Wolfenstien 3D

3# The Fairyland Story (For Arcade, MSX and Sharp X68000)

That Ptolemy looks like she can take a dick in her ass.

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You know the deal, shit quality, no other videos on youtube, dddddddddddddddddd suck it.

2# Pop 'n Pop

I've been posting a lot of taito games lately, At LEAST IT AIN'T MARIO SHIT

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1# Amiga Animation Demos By Eric W. Schwartz

No buts about it, their the best things I posted so far.

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And now an Honorable Mention.

Lagrange Point (For the NES)

This thing is cool because it uses an FM sound expantion, with makes it the very best NES game ever made. (Fuck Mario.)

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COMING SOON: Those things.

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hi here's a crappy video for you.

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