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    How to become a high rated artist.

    Posted by Joeypwnsjoo - November 17th, 2007


    1# Suck off the fulps.

    2# Fill your movies with hentai and anime.

    3# Add in Sonic, Mario and Naruto.

    4# Rely on motion tweens and sprites.

    5# Steal polys and joke from 4chan, YTMND and anime shows. (Use no orignal jokes because people hate that.)

    6# Go apeshit over everyone that criticizes you.

    7# fffffffffffff fuck you


    Comments

    8# k

    9# a

    The real 8# Make movies on current events. The potential for Newgrounds to get on the news is to great to pass up!

    9# penises and scat

    kay

    10# Final Fantasy Metal Gear Sold and Madness

    Yeah the fags seem to love them for some unknown reason.

    WRONG!

    Hey fuck you buddy.

    Hahhah awesome! I want in!

    # 11 Don't use sarcasm or clever jokes. This will require thought from Newground's under 12 neurotic gaming obsessed audience and no one likes that. People don't care for or know what dead pan is. They appreciate obvious jokes and being told when to laugh. Make your everything easier for yourself, add a laugh track to your work.

    ddddd

    REMEMBER that goes for in jokes and witty dialog!

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    More things not to do. Never insult a fanboy or anything remotely popular. As you can see we've already managed to piss someone off! Want to be noticed? Hype the latest fad kiddies!

    fdyhdfhrdhgsdghrdfh

    THIS IS SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRTTAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAALALLALALALA

    Don't forget about Da Randomnesss. A word so over used here reviewers just use it to describe anything they like and it has lost all meaning.

    I have to agree with all 4 of your comments.

    P.S. dddasfdsstyetywestgxesdtgtg

    #13?

    PIE IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER PUT IT IN EVERY FUCKING MOVIE DONT EVEN MAKE JOKES JUST HAVE CHARACTERS SAY "PIE" CONSTANTLY

    Oh stupid Newgrounds faggots and their obsession with pie.

    What next, cake?

    RICKROL IS FUNNI btu i h8 4chan 4cahn steels from ng

    Aw man your depressing me. :(

    #14:Copy artwork off of good artists

    tgggggggggdgdghdgdh

    15# add a lot of unnecessary swearing or else everyone'll think it's for little kids.

    16# add fart jokes because the 13 year old niggger faggots like immature humor.

    don't forget making foamy or madness "tributes"

    Tell wonderland-hatter what you think of this comment!

    Nice, thank you.

    #17 ssssssssssssss

    gggggggggg