After a long ass period of browsing much better sites and extreme laziness , the super faggot Joeypwnsjoo returns with a burning vengeance with this crummy blog post that only a few people will read.

As you've probably might have guessed from the title, we're gonna be showcasing game from japan, most of which I either consider personal favorites and are not all that popular, or just some shit that I thought would be good for this post.

#1: Hebereke

Manufacturer: Sunsoft
System: NES
Year: 1991

Released in Europe as Ufouria (and both versions will be shown), It's essentially your standard Metroidvania platformer with bits of Super Mario Bros 2. I personally like the original Japanese version better because Bop-Louie looks like ass, and they fUCKING REPLACED CUTE LITTLE OH-CHAN WITH SOME UGLY ASS BUBBLUN RIPOFF GOD DAMN IT SUNSOFT FUCKFUCKFUCK

Localized version (Ufouria)

Fuck Freeon-Leon ok

#2: Hashire Hebereke

Manufacturer: Sunsoft (Again)
System: SNES
Year: 1994

Yes that last game actually started a series, this ones a racing game, sort of like a 2D Overhead Mario Kart

Useless shitty fact:"Hebereke" is a Japanese word meaning something like drunk or plastered, just putting it out there.

#3: Thexder

Manufacturer: Game Arts
System: Various (Below is the DOS version)
Year: 1985

Thexder is essentially the first ever run and gun game (predating contra even, by 2 years). Not exactly a "rare game" per se, but still qualifies somewhat.

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#4: VS. Block Buster

Manufacturer: Kaneko
System: Arcade
Year: 1997

Yeah this game was featured on Weird Video Games on Blistered Thumbs once, but hey, it's a good game to smoke some of dAt G00D fUCKING WEED TO N166/-\ GOD DAMN.

Hey hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday --- Dr. Dre

5#: O-chan no Oekaki Logic

Manufacturer: Sunsoft
System: SNES, Saturn, PlayStation ,Wonderswan (Saturn version below)
Year: 1995

MORE HEBEREKE SHIT FUCK YOU

In all seriousness though, it's more or less a clone of Mario Picross, except with my favorite character in the entire series as a main character this time around, a cutesy ass kitty/small girl in a cat suit known only as o-chan.

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ME chinese! me play joke! Me go peepee in your coke! -SilverDeathGuns2324

And now, since I'm out of good entries for this post's theme, I'd like to make a most important announcement. Currently, some greedy corporate fascist fag fucks are trying to push two bills of great evil to suppress our precious freedom of speech, as well as the forth amendment of the U.S. Constitution, all in the name of, quote unquote "to stop online piracy and enforce copyrights."

And what's worse, eventually they might coax other countries to do the same, so for non-americans,
You could be next.

Don't let those old corrupt imperialistic cuntfucks get their way. If you're American, I'd like you to help out in the good fight and stop SOPA/PIPA. For Non-Americans, You can help out too, spread the word to help someone who is American step up and fight. Tell these greedy copyright extremists that you don't like their two bullshit bills and that they better got rid of there outdated business models or die off like the dinosaurs they are.

And now I end with HOTU SEXY TENTACLE RAEPU YES YES YES YES YES